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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? The headline read: ""Small Medium at Large."""

"Two fish are in a tank... When one fish says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"

"My New Year's Resolution is to start smoking I already smoke and am trying to stop; this way I guarantee I'll have quit by mid-February"

"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."

"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"

"Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM."

"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."

"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"

"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."