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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
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"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."
"A golfer to his caddy: 'How would you have played that last shot, caddy?' 'Under an assumed name.'"
"Did you hear about the guy whose toilet flushes with hot water? He thinks he's real hot shit."
"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."
"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"
"Use the force luke I've run out of lubricant"
"You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? They're bitter. Garrison Keillor"
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."