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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"
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"What has 2 heads and six legs? Nirvana"
"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"
"My friend graduated in psychology with a 3.8 GPA I wish she'd stop telling me her life story and just give me my order of fries already."
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"""You've got this,"" I say to myself every time I look up something on WebMD."
"Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people."
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?"" I said yeah,""the damn drain is clogged again!"". Edit: grammar"
"The ""Beware of Cat"" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect."
"Have you heard about Beyonce's new perfume line, Beyotch?"