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Joke of the Day

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"A friend showed me a funny steak pun the other day. I must say, steak puns are truly a rare medium well done."

"Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside"

"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."

"What is a similarity between a Rubik's cube and a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."

"My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."