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Joke of the Day

"Use the force luke I've run out of lubricant"

"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."

"What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold."

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."

"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""

"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF"

"What is Guns N' Roses' favorite type of sandwich? Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a thatinternetexporer original"