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Joke of the Day

"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."

"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"

"Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap."

"Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income."

"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"

"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""

"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."

"I got invited to a potluck orgy... It was first come first serve."

"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."

"'Joe whats that package ya got today?' ""ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO"" 'Well its about time, right?' ""RIGHT"""