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Joke of the Day

"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"

"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."

"What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"I do most of my parenting on Facebook. My kids post that they're smoking pot and having unprotected sex and I reply with a sad emoticon :-(."

"A buddy had a lawn mower accident and died after getting the ends of his feet cut off. Doctors diagnosed him as lack-toes intolerant"

"My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom."

"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."

"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"

"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."