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Joke of the Day

"Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap."

"If we've learned one thing from this whole Ray Rice ordeal, it's that... ...you should always take the stairs."

"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."

"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."

"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."

"I've had an awful year. I lost my job, broke my leg and my wife's run off with my best friend... I do miss him."

"You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn."

"Mentally fistfighting everyone I pass on sidewalk (watched action movie earlier) my record is 33-10 but to be fair I walked by a school."

"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""

"How do you stop Caitlyn Jenner from jumping on your bed Staple his ballbag to the ceiling. LOL"