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Joke of the Day
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
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"I'll take a Clooney, and 2 Upton's please. Turned to my wife and said, ""Amazon is buying Twitch for 1 billion. She said ""the dancer?"" . . yea hun, the dancer."
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear"
"I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod."
"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."
"Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939."
"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."
"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."
"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."