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Joke of the Day

"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"

"3 Best Uses for Oven Timers: 1. Remind you of beer in the freezer 2. Pizza rolls 3. Notify guests when their time's up & they should leave"

"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"

"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"

"Kim Jong Un called me an asshole. I retorted back that he doesn't have an asshole, which is why he is so full of shit."

"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."