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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"
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"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."
"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."
"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"
"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first"
"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"
"Two melons were out for a romantic dinner. One melon said to the other, ""Honey, dew you love me?"" The other replied, ""Yes, but I cantaloupe!"" ### ...I'll show myself out"
"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."