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Joke of the Day
"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"
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"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."
"Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do."
"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"Micky mouse is in court and the judge says to him ""I can't grant you divorce on the fact your wife has bucked teeth"" Micky says ""I didn't say she has bucked teeth, I said she was fucking goofy"""
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full"
"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."
"So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say ""you're getting a little chunky"""
"we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations"