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Joke of the Day
"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"
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"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens."
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