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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong Un called me an asshole. I retorted back that he doesn't have an asshole, which is why he is so full of shit."

"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"

"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."

"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."

"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."

"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."

"Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before"

"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "

"JUDGE: I sentence you to 2 consecutive life sentences [60 yrs later: convict dies, is reincarnated] COP: This baby camel is under arrest"

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."