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Joke of the Day
"Why are some flowers gangsta ? Cause they carry pistils."
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"3 Trojans once tried that horse trick on a Greek city... Poor guys drowned in semen without ever being discovered."
"The difference between polygamy and monogamy. Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many."
"I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint."
"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."
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"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."
"Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree."