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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"
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"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"
"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."
"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"
"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."
"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."
"Friend: are you ready for our hike? Me: *filling my camelback with french onion soup* just about"
"*mugger walks up* GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT! *mugger slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*"
"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."
"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."