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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."
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"A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a lab... ...and do science, because science doesn't discriminate."
"Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos."
"A man and a woman are talking Man: I can predict the future. I know my child's last name. But you can't. Woman: Well I know my child is going to be mine."
"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"If short people smoke weed... If short people smoke weed, do they get high or medium."
"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"
"[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"