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Joke of the Day

"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."

"What does an Asian chicken sound like? Bok Bok Bok CHOY"

"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"

"Can someone's face be a pet peeve?"

"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died. May he RIP in peace."

"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"

"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."

"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."