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Joke of the Day

"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."

"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."

"What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker after he paid her? You can keep the tip."

"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."

"Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail."

"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."

"What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds? Gary Glitters boots."

"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"