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Joke of the Day
"A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum PSH!"
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"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"
"I got into a car accident with a midget... He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, ""I'm NOT happy!"" ""Well,"" I replied, ""which one are you?"""
"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."
"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
"Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""