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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"

"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"

"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"

"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"

"I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club... I was sick of paying for sax."

"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."

"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."

"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""