13952
Joke of the Day
"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
Next Joke
"I painted my laptop black so it would run faster... ...but now it doesn't work."
"If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear."
"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."
"I thought I would go and help out in Africa... ...turns out they have enough aids."
"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"
"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."
"Well this is a little....... A falcon goes into a restaurant and runs into his ex-girlfriend thats on a date. The falcon says ""well, this is Hawk-ward"""