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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."

"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"

"What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg? The Next Episode"

"How do pirates get their hair to stand up? Sea-men. My brother told me that"

"How I learned to stop worrying and be anxious about different stuff instead while still worrying about the first thing."

"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"

"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."

"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"