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Joke of the Day
"I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na."
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"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."
"What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP"
"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."
"My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap."
"what's your plan for this rap battle? ""just keep rhyming his name till he can't recover"" dope, here he comes *in walks a giant orange*"
"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this ^^^^^:("
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07."