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Joke of the Day
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
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"Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time? Because they're easier to spot"
"Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania"
"Scottish Engineers Q: What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers? A: ""All the Single Laddies"" Edit: Read it carefully"
"Sometimes during sex I accidentally say ""I love you too, brown paper bag smiley face."""
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."
"I want to be a ""cool"" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age. Mostly knives and bleach."
"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."
"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"