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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!"
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"googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen"
"The Blind Man ""Ah, I see,"" said the blind man as he spat into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have machines for that these days"
"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"
"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."
"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"
"I know a guy who can get us in to Whole Foods without a cover charge."
"What is a ferret funeral? Serious business"