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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!"
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"How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff? Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box."
"Be nice to someone for no reason. You never know when you're going to need someone to be nice to you for no reason."""
"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."
"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"
"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"The classiest knock knock joke in existence [Fixed] Two guys walk into a bar"
"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."
"I was invited to a party and was told ""dress to kill"" Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind"