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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."

"Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car."

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"Why could the french man not count to four? He could not get past the tree!"

"The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me."

"What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers? Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes."

"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."

"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."

"During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds."

"HER: You didn't make a reservation? ME: I got this. (to Maitre D') Perhaps *this* will jog your memory? M: A handful of Skittles, sir?"