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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who can get us in to Whole Foods without a cover charge."
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"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."
"I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer."
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."