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Joke of the Day

"I'm told I sleep like a baby. ... I wake up crying every few hours"

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."

"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"

"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"

"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."

"Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing."

"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"

"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."

"My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover"

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."