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Joke of the Day

"Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing."

"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"

"I'm texting random phone numbers with ""I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL""!"

"My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter."

"Every woman wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to panic."

"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"My mum told my girlfriend that I'm a big softy. She said, ""No he isn't, he's not even big when he's erect."""

"Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public."

"What do you call an eskimo with no friends? An iglooser"

"What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !"