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Joke of the Day

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."

"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."

"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."

"My Grandfathers joke is so appropriate today. ""Do you know where they send all the baby chickens that are orphans and have nowhere else to go?"" Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."

"My dad called me a fool for taking a job at the penny factory. But the truth is it makes a lot of cents."

"Where Did it go? Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere."

"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."

"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."