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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."
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"Can't remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you probably never heard of."
"It's 2015. I can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored."
"My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards."
"How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?"
"How does grandma's chairlift work? It has to do with nanatechnology."
"hi reddit okay bye reddit"
"What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!"
"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"