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Joke of the Day
"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"
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"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."
"What did the management consultant think of his job? It was the Bain of his existence."
"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""
"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."
"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."
"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."