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Joke of the Day

"My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover"

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""

"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"

"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"

"What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted."

"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"

"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."

"When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game."