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Joke of the Day

"My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover"

"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""

"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper."

"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"

"Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies? They like their fur long! I'll show myself out..."

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."

"What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison? A small medium at large!"

"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."

"Why were all the ships sinking Because the japanese just learned to fly and were looking for a fun target"