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Joke of the Day

"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"

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"My wife wanted one of those ""unique"" names for our son. So we named him Jason The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The ""ason"" is silent. You add ""omas"" on the end."
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"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"