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Joke of the Day

"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"

"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"

"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"

"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."

"Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild."

"What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi"

"Bicyclists, it's one thing to hog the road, but it's quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls."

"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"

"What does RoboCop use for fuel? Petroleum"

"What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk"