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Joke of the Day
"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."
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"My penis is so long When i put it on my keyboard, it covers all the way from A to Z"
"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."
"Divorce.... Is the fucking you get for the fucking you got!"
"extreme jesus died on the motocross"
"That's great about your engagement, promotion and new car. I grabbed the EXACT amount of hangers I needed to put away laundry. Samsies!"
"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use Real dinosaurs.."
"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"Did you hear about the man who was to amputate a foot? They amputated the wrong one. Now they're both in a wheelchair."
"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."