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Joke of the Day

"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."

"Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings? They go to Jared."

"My favorite Caesar quote. ""Pizza! Pizza!"""

"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me."

"A homeless man told me to get home safely I smiled and said, ""You too!"""

"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."

"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"

"I named my dick Christmas Christmas came early"