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Joke of the Day
"I named my dick Christmas Christmas came early"
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"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
"[going thru airport security] ""Please turn your laptop on"" *I start to stroke it's audio input* ""That's not what I-' Me: No no it likes this"
"What do you call a folder of child pornography? A pedo-file."
"Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy did kill Hitler."
"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"
"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"
"Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster."
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."