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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."

"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"

"If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have? That's right, a black eye and my hatred."

"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."

"Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin hope its not a repost - its one of my old favs"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"

"Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics? It's a touchy subject."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."

"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."