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Joke of the Day
"My favorite Caesar quote. ""Pizza! Pizza!"""
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"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."
"Freudian Slip... I got divorced over a Freudian slip. I meant to say, ""Please pass the salt"" but I said, ""You rotten bitch, you ruined my life."" (I think that's a Jackie Mason joke)"
"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."
"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."
"""It doesn't say anywhere that you have to EAT them, you see,"" I explain to the Olive Garden waitress as my breadstick kingdom adds a library"
"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"
"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."
"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."