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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."
Next Joke
"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."
"Interviewer to me: what is your weakness? I replied : Honesty. Interviewer : But Honesty is not a weakness that's a good thing. I replied: I do not give a fuck what you think."
"how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even."
"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."
"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."
"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."
"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"
"Even maintaining a Sims character is too much pressure for me."
"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."