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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."

"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."

"Caught out in the wilderness without any toilet paper? Just take a leaf out of Bear Gryll's book... Edit: Spelling"

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'"

"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"

"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"

"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"

"[at goverment office] hi yes um.. my social security number isnt workimg. i've never once felt secure in a social situation"

"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."