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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."
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"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."
"""Thanks, you've been a wonderful host!"" - Viruses"
"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."
"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""
"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle. But he was too dense."
"What does a gas discharge lamp? Fart fart fart XD"
"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"
"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."