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Joke of the Day
"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."
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"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""
"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"
"I think I figured out why Al Gore thought he invented the internet. He just misheard the word ""algorithm"""
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*"
"Do blind people believe in love at first hear?"
"What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter? A rashtag."
"So my friend told me I don't understand the meaning of irony... It was ironic because I was sitting on a park bench."