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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"
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"Me: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon? Coach: Me: Coach: Me: Oh. You said HUDDLE up, didn't you?"
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!"
"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."
"Forgot to do yoga yesterday. That makes it 6 years in row now."
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"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""
"In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis."
"Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death."