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Joke of the Day

"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' ""Page Not Found"""

"Just watched the amazing Spiderman 2, thought of this. I thought Spiderman was going to kick the crap out of electro, but it turns out he's black and blue to start with."

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."

"Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail."

"It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because you put on the wrong sock this morning."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"I'm hungry for pancakes AND vague racism. Aunt Jemima, it is!"