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"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"
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"American insults must be awkward in french The word douche in douchebag translates to shower"
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"
"If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors every once in a while I'd throw a paper in there so he wouldn't feel too bad."
"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""
"""Morning guys"" ""HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPERMAN!"" - Clark Kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses"
"I went to a feminist picknick today... ...it was great, apart from the fact that no-one made any sandwiches."