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Joke of the Day

"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"

"people get sad when a bird flys into a window but when i do it its a big hassle"

"What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop."

"Definition Of A Kiss What Is A Kiss? Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor."

"Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs? Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!"

"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"

"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."

"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"

"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."

"There was a young couple having sex in the pool. I walked up to the lifeguard and said, ""Aren't you going to do anything?"" He said, ""I might have a wank if you leave me alone."""