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Joke of the Day
"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"
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"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."
"A patient wakes up and yells ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor says, ""Of course you can't! I amputated your arms."""
"When Chuck Norris bowls, he moves the Earth so the pins will hit the ball"
"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"
"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."
"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"