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Joke of the Day

"My mind: ""Today was a productive day."" My body: ""Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again.""..."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I lost my mood ring... And I don't know how I feel about that."

"I told my friends a joke about airplanes... ...but it went way over their heads."

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Wouldn't that make frowning an exercise? You lazy bastards."

"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."

"How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner."

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"

"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."