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Joke of the Day

"I lost my mood ring... And I don't know how I feel about that."

"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"

"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"

"I recently bought myself the new Obama gun. It won't work and you can't fire it."

"The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself ""do I want to see it?"" If you do, it's not on Netflix."

"Vagina- jokes are not funny... Period!"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed"

"Old Texas cowboy in a pharmacy Cowboy: ""Give me three packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah. She ain't that ugly."