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Joke of the Day

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Wouldn't that make frowning an exercise? You lazy bastards."

"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"

"I'm a little surprised team USA can't find a goalie fat enough to block the entire net."

"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"

"I have beef- -aroni."

"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."

"I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other."

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"

"Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy? * whole class laughs * Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours. * whole class is silent *"